May 2013
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
what a girl says: i'm fine
what she's thinking: chicken nugger
April 2013
doncasturbate:
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
jaydeleau:
so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free
but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month
even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?
guys dont HAVE to have sex u know
but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need
cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make...
March 2013
Me: I hate life and I want to die, nothing is ever going to make me happy again
Me 5 minutes later: I am so horny right now wtf
Me an hour later: wow I'm actually happy right now, I feel really dumb for being upset earlier, life isn't that bad
Me 2 minutes later: I want to kill myself
2 tags
Whaaaat
Claudia Joy is dead!? What is this nonsense.
momjew:
tbh;;;; your SO pretty but we never talkkkkk!(: ♥
4 tags
I'm so excited
Only a little over two weeks until I see my boyfriend againnn. I really can’t wait.
February 2013
